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Look What I've got from reading Audrey's blog!!**I do not encourage "fark buddy system" k?? Very unhealthy for the soul~
Guy’s Point of View
1. Never bring her home
2. Never call her from your home number
3. Never let her know where you stay
4. Never let your feelings get in the way and play you out. Let your pumping do the job.
5. Once you think you’ve got some feeling for her, back out!!
6. No last minute planning, make your plans in advance.. so that your real life and FB won’t clash and cause chaos.
7. Always always wear a cap… you never know how many FBs she has
8. Know the limits of your flirtation so as to enjoy it immensely
9.Never say the “L” word during sex
10. No jealousy… if you begin to get jealous you are getting too close. Stop before you get hurt.
11. If possible get 2 mobile lines; one for personal, one for contacting all your flings and FBs.
12. Find the sluttiest girl ever. She can satisfy you in ways your GF never can.
Girl’s Point of View
1. Only pick very handsome and brag-worthy guys.. or else what is the point
2. Never bring him home
3. Never introduce him to your friends
4. Never tell him your full name, dun bother about his either
5. Don’t bother about his age, job or family background
6. Try all your kinky fantasies with him.. the kind u’ll never tell ur bf
7. Drop him if u dun cum
8. Drop him if he can’t stay hard
9. Leave when u find yourself thnking about him during the day - u’re getting too close
10. Always get him to wear a condom (ribbed)
11. Your FB must NEVER be an ex-BF
12. Must not be within 2 degrees of your network (news travels fast!)